Manny Pacquiao Text Messages and Quotable Quotes 1 - 4

By joker Posted in Jokes No Comments
June 24, 2008 – 8:48 pm | 125 views

To prepare us for the Pacquiao vs. Diaz fight on June 28 (29) 2008 at Mandalay Bay Hotel and Resort, Last Vegas, I will give to you some quotable quotes from our dear hero. In his own brand of English of course.

1. “You know.. i feel im relaxing.. you know..”

2. “I didnt espect it.”

3. “Thanks for da GOD..”

4. “To all Filipino - thanks for da supporing wid me..”

-Manny Pacquiao

Let’s all support our pambansang kamao. Watch Manny Pacquiao vs David Diaz on Sunday.

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Family and Friends Text Message and Quotations 1 - 200

By joker Posted in Family, Friendship No Comments
May 7, 2008 – 11:05 am | 228 views

1. A baby is God’s opinion that life must go on.

2. A bad husband forgets his wife’s birthday but remembers her age.

3. A bruised heart is a used heart.

4. A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known &
then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. - Fred Alled

5. A day without prayer is a day without prayer is a day without prayer is a
life without power. - Alliance Witness

6. A dreamy girl is usually a dream girl.

7. A friend in need is a friend in deed.

8. A friend is a person who knows what you’re saying even your not talking,
understands your own feelings even if you don’t understand your own feelings,
will always forgive you usually before you forgive yourself.

9. A friend is someone who doesn’t care what you have or what you don’t
have. Doesn’t care what did or didn’t do but they’re there cause of who
you are and what you mean to them.

10. A friend sings your songs when you forget the word.

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Bestfriend Text Messages 1 - 50

By joker Posted in Friendship No Comments
April 27, 2008 – 9:33 am | 250 views

1. Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u.
years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

2. One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

3. Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel
best when somebody never forgets u.

4. A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

5. A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have
nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a
friend is u.

6. If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a
tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will
give u mine.

7. If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a
tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will
give u mine.

8. People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try
Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

9. If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can
be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur
lips!!!!!

10. If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most
huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r
the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!

11. A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect
friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

12. They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate
them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.

13. When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for
today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”

14. Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will
always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

15. It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I am
lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest
keeping you.

16. In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2
be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering
u.

17. A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and
never say good bye.

18. Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts
can be broken, but circles are never ending.

19. A ring is round and has no end, that’s how long I’ll be your friend!!!

20. The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up,
remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down.

21. Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final
copy.

22. If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I’m your
friend!

23. Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you,
you’re my friend!!!

24. Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to
receive friends. And a garden full of memories…. of many good things.

25. You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true
friend !

26. A friend is always welcome … Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of
no importance … When it concerns real friendship!!

27. Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth.
Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

28. No gold or precious stones … give us happiness and peace, friendship and its
warmth … will bring it to us.

29. There is a big difference between friendship and a rose… Roses last only a
while … but friendship is for ever.

30. I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a
forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you.

31. Friends are like stars… you don’t see them all the time, but you know they’re
there!

32. Life is not easy and it will never be, but you’ve got friends and one of them is
me …

33. I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are.
I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

34. When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by
a storm….

35. I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are.
I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

36. When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by
a storm….

37. A friend is someone who knows when you need her…

38. If my head looks like yours, I’d shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

39. A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you
when you have forgotten it.

40. Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others
tell after you die.

41. You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together,
but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

42. Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

43. A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and
jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

44. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

45. MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a
CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.

46. The times we shared is like shooting star… the time is short but really
beautiful moments…. Forever engraved in our hearts…. Friends forever~!!!

47. KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them.
I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u… but in my HEART I swear I’m keeping U..

48. We’ve known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by
DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that’s definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

49. If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I’ll let you grow in the garden &
cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

50. When i’m walking in front of u,I’m protecting u. When i’m beside u i’m there for
u, when i’m behind u, I’m watching over u. When i’m alone,I’m thinking of u.

contributed by : darkate

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Funny Text Messages 31 - 86

By joker Posted in Jokes No Comments
April 25, 2008 – 10:57 am | 321 views

31. Kung mayaman ka, meron kang “allergy”**
Kung mahirap ka, ang tawag dyan ay “galis” o “bakokang”**

32. Sa mayaman, “nervous breakdown” dahil sa “tension and stress”**
Sa mahirap, “sira ang ulo”**

33. Kung mayaman ka, “pneumonia” daw ang sakit mo**
Kung mahirap, “TB” yon**

34. Sa mayaman, “hyperacidity”**
Kapag mahirap, “ulcer” dahil walang laman ang tiyan**

35. Sa mayamang “malikot ang kamay”, ang tawag ay “kleptomaniac”**
Sa mahirap, ang tawag ay “magnanakaw” o “kawatan”**

36. Pag mayaman ka, you’re “eccentric”**
Kung mahirap ka, “may toyo ka sa ulo” o “may topak” o “may sayad”**

37. Kung mayaman ka at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay may “migraine”**
Kung mahirap ka naman at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay “nalipasan ng gutom”**

38. Kung mayaman ka, you are referred to as someone who is “scoliotic”**
Pero kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay “kuba”**

39. Kung ang señorita mo ay maitim, ang tawag ay “morena” o “sun tanned”**
Pero kung isa kang domestic na maitim, ikaw ay “ita” o “negrita” o “baluga”*
*

40. Kung nasa high society ka at ikaw ay maliit, ang tawag sa iyo ay “petite”**
Kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw ay “pandak” o “bansot”**

41. Kung socialite ka, ikaw ay “pleasingly plump”**
Kapag mahirap ka, ika’y “tabatsoy” o “lumba-lumba”…pagminamalas ka,
“baboy”**

42. Kapag mayaman, “fasting” ang hindi kumain**
Kung mahirap, “nagtitiis”**

43. Kung well-off ka at date ka rito, date ka roon, ang tawag sa iyo ay
“socialite”**
Kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay “pakawala” o “pok-pok”**

44. Kung mayamang alembong ka, ang tawag sa iyo ay “liberated”**
Pero kung isa kang dukha, ang tawag sa iyo “malandi”**

45. Kapag mayaman, “misguided” o “spoiled” ka**
Kung mahirap ka, “addict” o “durugista”**

46. Kung may pera ka, ang tawag sa iyo “single parent”**
Pero kung wala kang trabaho, ang tawag sa iyo “disgrasyada”*
*
47. Kapag mayaman at sexy, “fashionable” daw**
Kung mahirap, sigurado “GRO” o “japayuki” ka**

48. Ang tawag sa mayayamang puro gulay ang kinakain, “vegetarian”**
Habang kakaawa ang mahirap na ” kumakain ng damo.”**

49. Sa exclusive school, “assertive” ang mga batang sumasagot sa mga guro**
Pero pag ang mga mahihirap na bata ang sumasagot sa mga guro, ang tawag sa
kanila ay “bastos!”**

50. Ang mayamang tumatanda, “are graduating gracefully into senior citizenhood”*
*Ang mga mahihirap ay “gumugurang”**

51. Ang anak ng mayaman ay “slow learner”**
Ang anak ng mahirap ay “bobo” o “gung-gong”**

52. Kung mayaman ka at marami kang kumain, you flatter your host who says,
“masarap kang kumain and I like you, you do justice to my cooking”**
Kung ghastly peasant ka eating the same amount in the same house, your host
will say to himself na ikaw ay “patay-gutom”**

53. Kung graduate ka ng exclusive school at sa ibang bansa ka nagtatrabaho, ang
tawag sa iyo “expat”**
Kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw ay “contract worker”**

54. May mas kokorny pa ba dito?
Q: bangin ka ba?
A: nahuhulog kasi ako sayo.
Q: pustiso ka ba?
A: kasi I can’t smile without you.
Q: pagod na pagod ka na noh?
A: maghapon at magdamag ka na kasi tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.
Q: my butas ba puso mo?
A: kasi natrap na ako sa loob! Can’t find my way out.
Q: anong height mo?
A: pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko?

55. “you never even thanked me for making you happy then you throw me away just like that. I hate you for using me, for making my life full of shit.”

-tissue.

56. ANAK: tay, may manok sa kusina. Tinutuka ang bigas mo.
TATAY: paalisin mo!
ANAK: oi, alis ka daw! ayaw umalis eh
TATAY: takutin mo!
ANAK: awoooooo manooook!! May mumu diyan!

57. ERAP: honey, nagpintura ako ng banyo.
LOI: bakit dalawa ang suot mong jacket, ang init init.
ERAP: sabi kasi sa label ng pintura, for best results put on 2 coats.

58. “oo na pacquiao. People’s champ ka na. Pero tandaan mo kung may makapagpapadugo ng ilong mo, ako lang yun! Tanging ako lang!”

-english.

59. NURSE: nasa isip mo ba pamilya mo?
BALIW: siyempre man! OO!
[Nurse natuwa..]
NURSE: asan ba pamilya mo?
BALIW: nasa isip ko. Tanga ba you?

60. lumubog ang barko, patay lahat ng tao. Ita lang ang naiwan.
ITA: halika pating, kainin mo ko.
PATING: wag mo kong lokohin. Di ako tanga! Pusit ka!

61. ERAP in mcdo.
ERAP: I’ll have large fries, coke and a burger.
CASHIER: for dine in or for take out?
ERAP: no, for jinggoy.

62. pila-pila lang. Walang tulakan. Lahat tayo mkakalabas.

–TAE

63. A bored sadist, murderer, necrophile, zoophile, pyromaniac and masochist in a psychiatric ward.
SADIST: hey, why don’t we torture a cat?
ZOOPHILE: yeah! We’ll torture a cat then fuck it!
MURDERER: we’ll torture it, fuck it and them kill it!
NECROPHILE: we’ll torture it, fuck it, kill it, and then fuck it again!
PYROMANIAC: Yeah, then we’ll burn the cat!
[sudden silence.. Then all asked the masochist, “WHY don’t you say anything?”]
MASOCHIST: meow!

64. Judge: why did you kill your boyfriend?
Lady: he called me from school, took me to bedroom, removed my unifrom, laid me on the bed, spread my legs and said, “joke joke joke!”

65. A sad story: a little boy was so jealous of his new born brother. So he put poison on the nipples of his mother. The next day, their driver died! Sad noh?

66. God saw your parents hungry, He created pizza. God saw they are thirsty, He created coke. He saw them walking, He created car. He saw them without problem, He created you!

67. Pedro: ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo, tumalon sa eroplano nang walang parachute.
Leo: oh totoo? Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan?
Pedro: dun sa burol niya!

68. Quote for the day, “Kung kaya ng iba, ipagawa mo sa kanila. Bakit magpapagod ka pa!”

69. bawat luha ay mahalaga, kaya siguraduhin mong bawat pagluha ay sa karapat-dapat na tao. Dahil ang luha kapag tumulo ay di na maibabalik sa mata. Di tulad ng uhog na puwedeng masinghot pa.

69. Doctor: cge, pag nakapasa ka sa test ko na to, lalabas ka na.
Patient: cge!
Doctor: tumuloy ka sa ilaw ng flashlyt.
Patient: anu ako gago? Ayoko nga.
Doctor: mukhang magaling ka na nga, teka. Bat ayaw mong tumulay?
Patient: dok, mautak ako. Eh kung patayin mo ung flashlight, eh di nahulog ako!!!

70. Kapag nagyelo ang celfon mo, nasa Alaska ka.
Pag mainit ang celfon mo, nasa Africa ka na.
Pag naglangis, nasa Saudi ka na.
At pag nawala celfon mo, welcome to the Philippines!!!!

71. I was hurt by someone I really love. I didn’t want to give up even if it sucks! But one day, I did. Asking why? Pagod na ko. Mahirap pala magmahal ng non-showbiz!

72. Hay grabe, nauuso na talaga ang mga celebrity name jokes!
Anchor-Tis;
Lo waist-Manzano;
A friend-“Bata” Reyes;
Some-Milby;
Money-Pacquiao;
Sori na-Dalrymple;
If-P>J;
Its hard-Gutierrez;
Few-lo Pascual;
Tama na! Basta, eto lang masasabi ko.
Grabe na ka-corny.
Korni na talaga.
Korni na. Sanchez

73. hindi lahat ng nananalo ay magagaling dahil may nandadaya.
Hindi lahat ng matalino ay mataas ang grades dahil may nangongopya.
Hindi lahat ng artista ay cute dahil d naman ako artista, cute lang talaga.

74. Pulis: Sino nakasaksi sa aksidente?
Tambay: ako sir! Kulay itim na van ang nakabangga.
Pulis: nakuha mo ba yung plate number?
Tambay: hindi sir, nkaturnilyo kasi

75. A father was trying to teach his son about the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whisky. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whisky curled up and died.
Father: all right son, what have you learned from the show???
Son: Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, hindi ka magkakabulate!!!!

76. Mister: (kissing wife’s shoulder) hon, sige na
Misis: (nairita) bumabagyo!!!
Mister: ayaw mo yun?? malamig!!!
Misis: tanga!!! hindi ka na nahiya!! andaming tao dito sa evacuation center!!!

77. Hello!!! Kumusta?? Badtrip ako… baliw yata yung kapitbahay namin.. sigaw ng sigaw, nagwawala talaga!!!.. tapos hindi ako makatulog kasi sumisigaw pa… sabi
“Kahit picture mo lang (your name here)!!! maawa ka naman!!!”

78. Anak: mommy kinakain ba ang “shit”???
Mommy: ha?? bakit mo naman naitanong anak???
Anak: kasi kagabi nadinig kita… sabi mo kay daddy…

“SHIT!!! ang sarap!!!”

79. Take care of your teeth!!!
Losin your teeth lessens sex drive!!!
According to Chinese, “pak kaw wala ipen, wala kan tooth!!!”
So ingatz of your teeth para melon kan tooth!!!

80. Juana: Mare, sama ka sa paluwagan namin??? kulang na lang kami ng isa…
Jing: ayaw ko mare…
Juana: bakit naman???
Jing: ayaw ko… kasi virgin pa ako!!

81. Amazona: Sa wakas!!! Ako huli din lalaki!!! tagal na hindi ako tikim titi!!!
Bihag: Wow, swerte!!!! Ang seseksi nila!!!
Amazona: Hugas nyo mabuti titi bago iihaw!!!

82. Misis: honey, bago mo ako naging asawa, ilan ang naging chicks mo???
Mister: selos ka lang!! huwag na!!
Misis: sige na!!!
Mister: kulit mo!! oh sige, there was 1,2,3,4,5, ikaw, then, 7,8,9..

83. INRITS YUR BOCABOLARY: by Manny Pacquiao
TACTICS: tunog ng orasan
PAYT: laban para sa Pinoy
TAYTOL: pamagat ng laban
JENGKEH: name ng dyowa niya
NO PEER: sponsor nya
MOTOR KID: pag-ikot niya sa Maynila
CHECK IN: manok sa McDo
CORRUPT: pagsara ng mata
BARIRA: nakalaban niya
WIT: timbang
WAWAWE: noontime show
DUET: gawin mo
L.A.: Leto Atsensya!!
QOUTES: tawag niya kay Freddie!!!

84. Girl: nakipagbreak ka na raw sa BF mo??
Girl2: oo hindi kasi sanay humalik kainis.. hindi lang yun.. isang style lang ang alam.. hindi ko ma-feel…
Girl:ano style ba alam ng BF mo??
Girl2: Flying kiss!!!

85. Nung umalis ka
ayoko sanang habulin ka pa…
Tiniis ko sarili ko..
Pero sa bandang huli..
hindi ko pala kaya…
Hinabol kita…
sabay sigaw…
“Sa kabila ang daan!!! lasing ka na naman!!!”

86. Si Juan ay asar na asar na sa kanyang buhay at nagtangkang magpakamatay. Umakyat siya sa pinakamataas na building. Nang marating niya ang edge ng rooftop, tumingin siya sa baba… “ang taas!!!!” sigay niya… nagdalawang isip siya at nagpray.. “Lord, itutuloy ko pa ba??? Please give me a sign” Pag-open niya ng eyes, nakita niya ang napakalaking billboard!!!

“Nike: Just do It!!!!”

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Funny Text Messages 13-30

By joker Posted in Jokes No Comments
April 25, 2008 – 10:11 am | 204 views

13.Roses for lovers,
chocolates for crushes
balloons for friendships
most of all,
for loveless
red…
REDHORSE..

14. A man killed a DEER and cooked it but doesnt tell the kids what it is
he gives a clue
“ganyan ang tawag ng Mama nyo sa akin”
the girl cries out,
“wag nyong kainin.. demonyo yan!!!!”

15.Who said fill in the blank is easy???
Sige ikaw nga…try natin.. fill this blank with YES or NO…
___________, i am not a normal person.

16. isipin mo palagi ako nandito sa likod mo
mahulog ka man sa hukay huwag ka matakot hindi ka nag-iisa
hindi man kita kayang hilahin pataas
kaya ko naman sumigaw ng
“help, look oh, nahulog siya!!! Soo engot kasi!!!!”

17. gusto kong sabihing masaya ako para sa inyo..
pero nasasaktan ako… puwede bang wag na siya.. ako na lang… ako na lang ulit…
ONE MORE CHANCE - John lloyd at bea showing na!!!

18. a cardiologist was buried in a heart shaped coffin. one of the doctors laughed.
when asked why he said..
im just thinkin about my coffin
im a gynecologist

19. Son: dad, may confess ako.. bakla ako.. huwag mo akong bugbugin please..
dad: ssshhhh!!wit ka loud baka ma-hear tayo ng mudra mez!! kapag 2 lang tayo, carry mo akong tawaging mother

20. eto pa ang isa sa mga mababangis na banat.
hi ano gawa mo???
gusto mo gawa tayo???
Lupet!!!

21. Tatay:anak, gising na at kakain na tayo.. hinanda ko ang paborito mong ulam
Anak:talaga tay!!!
Tatay: hulaan mo.. mag CHOP sa dulo??
Anak:aha!!! porkchop tay!! paborito ko yun eh!!!
Tatay: ketchop anak.. sige kain ka na…

22. kung totoo ang “Darwin’s theory of evolution” na ang tao ay namula sa unggoy
Bakit may mga taong mukhang kabayo???
Baka another theory noh???

23. did you know that
-cockroaches have fingers and nails??
-rats can cure diabetes??
-ballpens in the earlier times are used as needles in making umbrellas??
-the saliva of a horse is used in making cheese??
galing noh??
Lahat yan imbento ko lang… hahahaha

24. Life depends on the way you think. For example, read this: Mypenisinhermouth.
What did u read?? My pen is in her mouth.
or did your dirty mind read something else???

25. Boy: musta???
Girl: k lang. kaw?
Boy:k lang din. hehehe.
Girl:hehehe..
sa Globe Unlitxt, walang kuwenta ang usapan. hahahaha

26. Amo: mula ngayon, walang magsasalita ng ingles. ang sinomang magpadugo ng ilong ko at ng anak ko
palalayasin sa pamamahay na ito!!! klaro ba??
Inday: ang mga namutawi sa iyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iimbak sa sulog ng aking balintataw,
sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunamgunamin,aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran. tatalikdin ang matayog
at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingain, bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasabitin ang aking sangkalooban
inday scores again!!!

27. health tips based on research:
headache-eat fish
fever-yogurt
prevent stroke-tea
insomnia-honey
asthma-onions
arthritis-fish
upset stomach-banana and ginger
bladder infxn-cranberry juice
bone problem-pineapple
premenstrual syndrome-cornflakes
memory problem-oyster
colds-garlic
cough-red pepper

Broken heart??

COLT45!!!
Todo Lakas!!!

28. a blackman, a whiteguy, and a pinoy were in the bar when a sexy lady comes up and says,
“whoever can use the words liver and cheese with style will be my date tonight”

White: steak that liver and melt that cheese on me
Black: i hate liver but i love cheese as i love you
Pinoy: hey, you two!!! Liver alone!!! Cheese mine!!! yeh!!!

29. the pinoy love
as if walang pakialam pero deep inside worried na.. miss na miss na…
pero nagtext.. so what?? daw pero later magrereply din naman…
pa-erase-erase pa ng number kunwari pero.. hello.. memorize naman yung number…
kapag hindi tinitxt ng mahal niya kunwari na wrowrong send para magpapansin…
ayaw magtxt pero nagtatanong sa barkada ng mahal niya kung kumusta na…
hay… Love nga naman sa Pinas oh.. Pang adik!!!

30. Musta ang lovelife???
… eto self supporting!!!

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