1. Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u.
years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
2. One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me [...]
31. Kung mayaman ka, meron kang “allergy”**
Kung mahirap ka, ang tawag dyan ay “galis” o “bakokang”**
32. Sa mayaman, “nervous breakdown” dahil sa “tension and stress”**
Sa mahirap, “sira ang ulo”**
33. Kung mayaman ka, “pneumonia” daw ang sakit mo**
Kung mahirap, “TB” yon**
34. Sa mayaman, “hyperacidity”**
Kapag mahirap, “ulcer” dahil walang laman ang tiyan**
35. Sa mayamang “malikot ang kamay”, [...]
13.Roses for lovers,
chocolates for crushes
balloons for friendships
most of all,
for loveless
red…
REDHORSE..
14. A man killed a DEER and cooked it but doesnt tell the kids what it is
he gives a clue
“ganyan ang tawag ng Mama nyo sa akin”
the girl cries out,
“wag nyong kainin.. demonyo yan!!!!”
15.Who said fill in the blank is easy???
Sige ikaw nga…try natin.. fill this [...]
1. Bagong kasabihan:
Di bale nang tamad, di naman pagod.
2.Makabagong kasabihan:
“aanhin mo ang taong maganda…
kung siya ay pumapangit pag katabi ko na?!!”
3.Binata: ale, liligawan ko po ang anak nyo
Ale: wag muna, nag-aaral pa siya
Binata: Sige po kapag uwian na lang nila!!!
4. Mansanas pantalon,
ang sapatos may buhok(may buhok)..
lahat sila nakatingin na sa iyo (sa [...]
1. No matter how crazy and funny the scenes around you…. Its useless without the person you want to laugh with..
2. “Men love women with the hope they will never change. Women love with the hope they will change. Invariably. they are both disappointed.” - Albert Einstein
3. If there is any possible consolation in the [...]