To prepare us for the Pacquiao vs. Diaz fight on June 28 (29) 2008 at Mandalay Bay Hotel and Resort, Last Vegas, I will give to you some quotable quotes from our dear hero. In his own brand of English of course.
1. “You know.. i feel im relaxing.. you know..”
2. “I didnt espect it.”
3. [...]
1. A baby is God’s opinion that life must go on.
2. A bad husband forgets his wife’s birthday but remembers her age.
3. A bruised heart is a used heart.
4. A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known &
then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. - Fred Alled
5. A day without prayer is a [...]
1. Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u.
years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
2. One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me [...]
31. Kung mayaman ka, meron kang “allergy”**
Kung mahirap ka, ang tawag dyan ay “galis” o “bakokang”**
32. Sa mayaman, “nervous breakdown” dahil sa “tension and stress”**
Sa mahirap, “sira ang ulo”**
33. Kung mayaman ka, “pneumonia” daw ang sakit mo**
Kung mahirap, “TB” yon**
34. Sa mayaman, “hyperacidity”**
Kapag mahirap, “ulcer” dahil walang laman ang tiyan**
35. Sa mayamang “malikot ang kamay”, [...]
13.Roses for lovers,
chocolates for crushes
balloons for friendships
most of all,
for loveless
red…
REDHORSE..
14. A man killed a DEER and cooked it but doesnt tell the kids what it is
he gives a clue
“ganyan ang tawag ng Mama nyo sa akin”
the girl cries out,
“wag nyong kainin.. demonyo yan!!!!”
15.Who said fill in the blank is easy???
Sige ikaw nga…try natin.. fill this [...]