Category Archives: Jokes

Manny Pacquiao Text Messages and Quotable Quotes 1 – 4

To prepare us for the Pacquiao vs. Diaz fight on June 28 (29) 2008 at Mandalay Bay Hotel and Resort, Last Vegas, I will give to you some quotable quotes from our dear hero. In his own brand of English of course. 1. “You know.. i feel im relaxing.. you know..” 2. “I didnt espect [...]

Funny Text Messages 31 – 86

31. Kung mayaman ka, meron kang “allergy”** Kung mahirap ka, ang tawag dyan ay “galis” o “bakokang”** 32. Sa mayaman, “nervous breakdown” dahil sa “tension and stress”** Sa mahirap, “sira ang ulo”** 33. Kung mayaman ka, “pneumonia” daw ang sakit mo** Kung mahirap, “TB” yon** 34. Sa mayaman, “hyperacidity”** Kapag mahirap, “ulcer” dahil walang laman [...]

Funny Text Messages 13-30

13.Roses for lovers, chocolates for crushes balloons for friendships most of all, for loveless red… REDHORSE.. 14. A man killed a DEER and cooked it but doesnt tell the kids what it is he gives a clue “ganyan ang tawag ng Mama nyo sa akin” the girl cries out, “wag nyong kainin.. demonyo yan!!!!” 15.Who [...]

Funny Text Messages 1-12

1. Bagong kasabihan: Di bale nang tamad, di naman pagod. 2.Makabagong kasabihan: “aanhin mo ang taong maganda… kung siya ay pumapangit pag katabi ko na?!!” 3.Binata: ale, liligawan ko po ang anak nyo Ale: wag muna, nag-aaral pa siya Binata: Sige po kapag uwian na lang nila!!! 4. Mansanas pantalon, ang sapatos may buhok(may buhok).. [...]

Funny Texts 51 – 60

51. Q: Saan nagtatrabaho ang mga uling? A: Eh di sa COAL CENTER! Siguro mainit sa COAL CENTER noh? 52. Summer Job Opportunities Package 1 -P5,000/hr -Enchanted Kingdom -Taga-tulak ng Anchor’s Away Package 2 -P7,000/day -Palengke -Taga-lista ng noisy Package 3 -P800/min -Star City -Tagahila ng Roller Coaster Package 4 -P900/min _Quezon Ave. -Ikaw yung [...]