6. Money wil buy a bed but not sleep, fud but not appetite, amusement but not hapines..u c money s not evrything, Der4, f u hav 2 much, pls send it 2 me ASAP!
7. Frnd ko ang managr ng SMART nagbigay cla ng libreng cel cards worth 300 bbgyan kta. Eto yong no. ### #### ##### paki-kiskis na lang ok.
8. Im sending u a “HELLO” msg. it doesnt mean u hav 2 do d same..U can always send cash naman e, o kaya eload…pwede rin bigas,dlata, kape! bahala ka na! gudPM! I wish u a mind free from worry, a heart free from sadness, a soul free from sin and a body free from unwanted odor. Naligo ka na ba?
9. Flowers get their strength from the sun and people from the food they eat. ME I get my strength from you kaya text mo ko lagi ha kasi baka manghina ako
10. Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don’t be afraid to face ur fear. Go ahead, look into d mirror.
11. You’re the reason why I have sleepless nights, you are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight, I’m thinking of you when I lay down at night, you are the reason why I shout “mommy may mumo!” If ur lyk my PILLOW, u r HUGGABLE. If ur lyk my CELFONE, u r SMART. if u r lyk my CHOCOLATE, u r SWEET. If u r lyk ME… GRABE. ANG CUTE MO NAMAN! (“,)
12. What if… ‘‘NOBODY” can cheer you up, “nobody” fights for you, “nobody” cares for you, “nobody” loves you…I’m telling you this…my name is… “NOBODY!”
13. When I need a FRIEND, andyan ka! When I’m lonely, andyan ka! When I’m afraid, andyan ka! When I need HELP, andyan ka! ABA! Kelan ka kaya pupunta dito, LAGI ka na lang ANDYAN!
14. If u wanna taste the best coffee, Starbucks ka…if u wanna dance ‘til u drop Hard Rock ka. If you wanna see someone cute…wag muna ngayon…may lakad ako e! Kung akala mo importante ka sa akin, kung akala mo may tiwala ako sayo, kung akala mo namimiss kita at kung akala mo friend kita…Korek ka dyan!
15. Some people choose friends who r thoughtful n caring. Some prefer those who r smart n good looking. When u choose me, pinakyaw mo na lahat.
16. Nagbago ka na! Mayabang ka na talaga! Di na kita maabot! Mataas na lipad mo! Tumawag ako kanina, ang sabi ng sumagot… ‘the subscriber CANNOT BE REACHED
17. If you save this message, it means cute ako. If you edit it, cute pa rin ako. If you delete it, naiinggit ka kasi cute ako. Pero kung ipo-forward mo, pinagkakalat mong cute ako! 50 years from now, tanda na ko nun! Di na cute, wala ng appeal, uugud-ugod, nguya nganga, dala baston, ihi sa salawal, ala ngipin. Pero pag uso pa ang text, iti-text pa rin kita.
18. Others say life is unfair. Well, it’s true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute txtm8 like me.
19. I’ve just heard a funny joke. I can’t stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it? Biruin mo…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha! Nakakatawa talaga! Hahahahaha.
20. Ways to improve yourself: Laugh. Take a siesta. Be optimistic. Get rid of guilt. Forgive. Heal Thyself. Exercise. Daydream. Think. Watch those role models. Keep the faith. Avoid downbeat people. Have fun. Goof off. Face the facts. TEXT ME!!!
21. Waking up in a brand new day is already a miracle. What more is to receive a “gud morning” txt from a cute person like me”? Pinagpala ka talaga kapatid!
22. People are always looking for cute ones, the perfect ones, the gorgeous ones, the smart ones, the sweet ones. Lagi na lang ako! Ako! Ako!
23. What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sends this and feeling cute s d one reading this. He…He…he… Txt mo sa iba para ikaw naman ang cute!
24. This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
25. Our frndship means alot 2 me, dat if we wer d last people on a sinking ship & der s only 1 lyf vest, i’ll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I’m gonna mis u 4 sure!
26. I wrote your name in the sky but the wind blew it away, I wrote your name in the sand but the water washed it away, I wrote your name every where! Kaya lang hinuli ako ng pulis! Vandalism ang kaso.
27. When u feel left out n all alone, just try to close ur eyes 4 a moment n think of me. Afterwards, u will suddenly smile n say, text ko nga ang cute na yon!
28. A friend is: 1% funny 2% sweet 3% caring 4% loving 90% goodlooking….Kaya nga friend mo ako e!
29. How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second – umn…I forgot na!
30. You made me smile a thousand times. You filled my heart with joy and happiness. You colored my days with laughter, well you must be a……….CLOWN!
31. The only people whom I greet “Good morning” r those who r smart, cute at may pleasing personality. So, pano ba yan, e di… “Good afternoon na lang sayo!”
32. Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose—your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don’t have!
33. U’ve got personality, u’ve got style, u’ve got intelligence, & u’ve got class. U’ve got d face & u’ve got d body but I’ve got d wrong number… Sorry ha, mali pala!
34. I don’t know how to say this. We are friends but I can’t get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you’re the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!
35. DYING BF: I have smting 2 tel u. GF: Dont spk jst rest. BF: No, i must confes, i hd sx wid ur hot sis & ur horny bstfrn. GF: sssh…i knw! Dats y i poisoned u!
36. Just got the result of my medical exam.
Malala na raw ang sakit ko. Sabi ng doctor,
I’m getting cuter everyday. But don’t worry,
di raw nakakahawa.
37. Der r times you’re afraid, times you’re confused, times you feel lonely, times you start to cry, times u start to laugh… ABA! PADOKTOR KA BAKA NABABALIW KA NA!!!
38. Let go of the one who makes you cry. Let go of the one who breaks your heart. Let go of the one who causes you much pain. But never let go of me because mahirap maghanap ng cute na katext.
39. The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn’t it rain on you? I’m not sure what life could bring u.
I’m not sure if dreams do come true. I’m not sure what love can do. But I’m sure about one thing. Cute tayo.
40. I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That’s why I have decided to stop…to stop reading newspapers.
41. Bware of a txt stalker who sends a text message like this: “Bware of a txt stalker who sends a text message like this.”
42. You asked for a candle and got the sun. You asked for a glass of water and received the ocean. You asked for a cute friend and got ME. Mapalad ka talaga.
43. I’m thinking of u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter “u”?
44. TRIVIA: Having a good laugh with friends stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend, I can lend you a mirror.
45. Anong animal ang hindi sigurado? eh di BAKA! ano naman ang pinutol? e di CAT! e ano naman and laging ayos? e di OX! Ano ang laging nauuntog? e di DOG! E ano naman ang pangit?
E di COW!
46. Those innocent eyes…Those kissable lips…A great smile…The perfect walk…Smoothest talk…Absolutely gorgeous…That’s enough about me—How about u? How r u na?
47. If they say GOOD LOOKS could KILL, then please don’t look at me! I don’t wanna see you die!
48. Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Kasi sabi nila cute daw ako kapag naiinis ako! Kaya, Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako!
49. I live a very difficult life. I’m always hurt! Whenever people call me CUTE, GOOD LOOKING, SMART & LOVABLE, I’m always hurt! Totoo pala, the TRUTH HURTS!
50. I’m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you’re a grown-up, I have one question… What happened???